Thursday, January 5, 2012

A half-Christian’s year-end testimony (Comedy post)

Brothers and sisters, Peace!  Since I just came to our fellowship, my spiritual foundation is relatively weak, and I am not a good speaker, if there is anything wrong, please bear with me. I am the kind of  person, not only the foundation of spiritual is weak, but the mouth is also clumsy. My wife always complains I am BORING, no words with her, like a piece of wood. I explained to her, my mouth is clumsy, love you in my heart but hard to express through mouth. She said your mouth is not clumsy, your mouth no problem at all, except a little bad breath. Your brain is stupid. Ah, that really hurts my crystal clear heart. No one likes to hear people say that he/she is stupid, right? Especially true stupid person. So I determined not to acknowledge that my brain is stupid, only admit mouth clumsy. 
My wife criticizes me, in fact, is highly qualified. Because she is very smart, very capable. She said to me the usual favorite word is, do you know? "My hubby, don’t you think you're happy? Married me, you earn big." We heard these words, is not that sound familiar? I remember last Sunday in the church, brothers and sisters shared the witness, when there is a name often this week to remind you, Mr. sisters. It seems capable of sisters plenty of money.Brothers and sisters, when a person is often told you she / he is very capable when you have to believe him / her. Believe it or not, anyway, I believed.Jesus himself said that he is not God? So my wife so confident, you have to believe that she is really capable. 
There are brothers and sisters might ask: Have you heard potter praises his story? Luanjiang! My wife is a high-level intellectuals hey trophies Selling the peasant woman a level? Furthermore, said, even told her what the woman is Yuan woman, with what Mrs. Wang, the wind and the cattle are not in! So my wife is not a potter praises. 
Wife told me the table function, not always respond to her about? I said, we two you see it, like Huang Rong and Guo Jing like. If you read Jin Yong's martial arts, Huang Rong and Guo Jing must know. Huang Rong beautiful lovely and bright, very high strength and martial arts, there is a kung fu in the world top five of the father, it is all man's idol. The other hand, Guo Jing Na, handsome, humble martial arts, but also stiff honest, or single-parent family background. Guo Jing and Huang Rong married so, like a flower into the cow dung. I compared his wife Huang Rong, Guo Jing compares himself, thinking that compliments and thoughtful, his wife said the results: How can you Guo Jing that the two erupted. Injury can not afford ah! Brothers and sisters, flattering must be careful, too happy to shoot the horse, and a Sahuan, but also kick you once. 
My wife said, in fact, I was not sad. I was addicted slaves to do it? No, because my wife is a sharp tongue, a soft heart. She loves me, she always said I did not love her more than she loves me. She always wanted me to go, especially when eating out. She always bought me a lot of clothes, of course, most of all I forced her to go back, but bought her back to me next time. Touched me the most is that she is always thinking of me when the key. Such as the end of the year dinner, I told her, people let each choose a representative, bear witness to share. Wife said, "Of course you go, you are head of the family thing." 
"Wife, I am stupid mouth Chennai." 
"You are the head of the family thing." 
"Wife, my mind still stupid Chennai." 
"You are the head of the family thing." 
Was, head of the family, a cure! So I bite the bullet came. 
I am grateful the Lord has given me a competent in addition to his wife, but also give a smart my two lovely daughters. 
We moved in before the bizarre Takenori, live in Harrison. Harrison School District is not very good, my oldest daughter is always first in class, I comforted his wife said, "As the saying goes, rather when beheaded, improper Pteris, where old daughter of the first test, how good." my wife said, "but also beheaded Na, also not far from the pig and you pull this thing Cuozai in general, looking at the general, but it is still Cuozai." Look, my wife always level a little higher than I . So we moved to a bizarre Takenori. (To be continued...)

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