Joke: Turn left

After I passed the test, I called DMV and scheduled a road test.  On the day of road test, I was nervous and asked the DMV official to repeat on many occasions to prevent misunderstanding. However, I still failed the test.

At an intersection, the DMV official ordered: “Turn left.”

To make sure I understand her order, I repeated: “Do you mean turn left?”

“Right!” She said.

I made a right turn!

Joke: Right of the road

When I first arrived at the United States, my English was poor. In order to get a driver license, I had to pass a knowledge test first.  In order to pass the knonledge test, I had to study the brochure. I had a hard time understanding the phase “right of the road”.  When I asked a fellow student, he told me, “right of the road means the right side of the road. Every driver must drive on the right side of the road.”  Then, he pondered, “Who will drive on the left side then? Aren’t we wasting half of the road?”

One day before Whitney Houston's funeral

To everyone who cares Whitney Houston

I just came back from the scene where Whitney Houston's funeral will be held tomorrow and took some video. You can watch it on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4sd1bm8UEQ

Bedtime story: THE ADVENTURES OF PINKIE AND WHITIE (1)

          Pinkie and Whitie Bear were two bear sisters who lived in a small town named Friendly Forests. Their great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa was one of the first rainbow bears to live in Friendly Forests. The team of bears named it Friendly Forests because all the deer, rabbits, and bears who had alreadly lived there were extremely helpful and caring. They made new lives for the new bears. 

          Pinkie and Whitie shared a large bedroom in their humogous mansion. It was called The Flower Garden. Pinkie and Whitie loved their big house. They cared for the flowers and kept their room neat. Everyone loved and admired their house.

          Pinkie and Whitie were twins, but their personalities were completely different. Pinkie was a perfect girl who always got A+ on her tests. She was also very pretty and had lots of friends. Whitie, on the other hand, was a good student and a great athlete and musician, but only had one or two close friends. Both girls were very well known in school for their own abilities.

          One day, Whitie and Seahea, a seahorse neighbor, were reading about comets and asteroids when Ms. Brown’s phone rang. She hurried out the door to answer it. While she was gone, people started passing notes. Pinkie passed one to whitie that said,”Janet wants you to come to her birthday party.” Whitie had just enough time to scribble an answer before Ms. Brown came back. Ms.Brown was the nicest third grade teacher at Bruno Bear Elementary School. The school was named after Pinkie and Whitie’s great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa.Ms. Brown probably wouldn’t punish Whitie for passing a note, but she wanted to stay on the safe side.

Dad’s Night Essay

  Dad’s Night Essay

            Imagine being able to give a child a gift that could pull them through the rest of their school year. Maybe it’ll be a book, or a new backpack, or even a box of crayons. K.I.D.S. ( short for kids in distressed situations,) can do that and more. For over 25 years, K.I.D.S has provided over 4 billion kids with new clothes, books, toys and more. You should donate to K.I.D.S. because they are a non-profit organization, it has helped many, many kids, and it is reliable.

The first reason why you should donate to K.I.D.S. is because they are a non-profit organization. This means that they don’t work to earn money for themselves. They work for their clients. Every penny counts towards getting something special for a child in need. This way, you won’t be wasting any money at all.

K.I.D.S. has helped over 4 billion kids in need around the world. This shows that it is successful in both getting donations and getting the supplies to the children that need them. Since it has a good history, K.I.D.S. is able to help more and more kids. After all, you don’t want to give to a foundation that can’t keep up with the donations.

Finally, K.I.D.S. is reliable in all ways. It’ll use the donations wisely and give the items to the children that need them the most. It won’t cheat you  and keep the donations for themselves. It has a very high rating on Charity Navigator and has been giving to children around the world since 1986. It has been operating for 26 years, never stopping or failing to reach their goal.

K.I.D.S. is the perfect charity to donate to. It will spend all $500 on everyday necessities, give the items to those who truly need it the most, and is guaranteed to spend the money wisely. So don’t hesitate. Go on to K.I.D.S.’s website and donate now!

If you quit smoking now, what will happen to your health?

After 20 Minutes - Your heart rate drops.
After 12 Hours - Carbon monoxide level in your blood drops to normal.
After 2 Weeks to 3 Months - Your heart attack risk begins to drop. Your lung function begins to to improve.
After 1-9 Months - Your coughing and shortness of breath decrease.
After 1 Year - Your added risk of coronary heart disease is half that of a smoker’s
After 5 Years - Your stroke risk is reduced to that of a non-smoker’s 5-15 years after quitting.
After 10 Years - Your lung cancer death rate is about half that of a smoker’s. Your risk of cancers of the mouth, throat, esophagus, bladder, kidney and pancreas decreases.
After 15 Years - Your risk of coronary heart disease is back to that of a non-smoker’s.
After 20 Years-You start to participate the funeral of fellow smokers...